Twisted Haiku

Haiku Like You've Never Experienced It Before

Twisted Haiku

Married her captor

  Married her captor Claims its not Stockholm syndrome Friends say he’s a beast


When the Zombies Came

  When the zombies came I sprinted out the back door Wish I had my bike


Hope Was a Quaalude

  Hope was a quaalude Dulled cry for revolution Let them dream of change


Mourning Johnny Smoots

  Mourning Johnny Smoots He would’ve out run the hangman If he’d had two boots


Why bother living

  Why bother living Longer if you have to keep Drinking kale smoothies?


Longing is Easy

  Longing is easy the real struggle begins when You get what you want


Your Alarm Clock

  Your alarm clock is The vanguard of the coming Robot uprising