Twisted Haiku

Haiku Like You've Never Experienced It Before

Married her captor

March 6, 2018

Married her captor Claims its not Stockholm syndrome Friends say he’s a beast

When the zombies came I sprinted out the back door Wish I had my bike

Hope was a quaalude Dulled cry for revolution Let them dream of change

Mourning Johnny Smoots He would’ve out run the hangman If he’d had two boots

Why bother living Longer if you have to keep Drinking kale smoothies?

Longing is easy the real struggle begins when You get what you want

Your alarm clock is The vanguard of the coming Robot uprising