Twisted Haiku

Haiku Like You've Never Experienced It Before


Tag: Pirate

Woman Not Allowed

  Women not allowed To captain in the navy So I turned pirate

One Well Placed Bribe Skirts

  One well placed bribe skirts Countless acts of violence Corruption saves lives

Mourning Johnny Smoots

  Mourning Johnny Smoots He would’ve out run the hangman If he’d had two boots